Prank Joke Phone Calls. Wind Up Jokes for the UK!

Great prank joke phone calls and jokes to wind up your friends. Listen to them but they can't hear you!

You listen in while your friends get wound up. You control the dialogue using the buttons on your phone,
and you can break into the conversation at any time.

Prank Description	Code
Angry Caller
An angry woman calls to complain about your phone calls. You never say anything! Stop calling!	3704

Angry Neighbour
Your neighbour is calling to complain about the noise, what is that thumping sound?	3705

Blind Date, Insecure Girl
A slightly insecure girl calling to arrange a blind date. She does not seem like the catch of the year.	3706

Casting - reality soap
Do you want to participate in a reality show? We are casting new talent for a show based out at sea.	3707

Phone Survey - Politics
Phone survey: Which politician do you fancy? Do you think they get more votes if they pose nude?	3708

Student of the Year
You been elected Student of the Year in your school, can I make a short interview?	3709

Police - Phone number
Your phone number has figured in the investigation and the inspector wants to know your relation to the crimes committed.	3710

Blind Date: Shy Guy
A wimpish shy guy tries to ask you on a blind date. Time to bring out the list of excuses.	3711

Snap Photo
Snap Photo Services: "These nude pictures you've had developed, where do you want them to be sent?"	3712

Newspaper Sales Agent
Do you want Yesterday's newspaper at a very low price? Tempting isn't it?	3713

Messenger Service, Delivery Of Flowers
Delivery service: The flowers you charged to this phone number could not be delivered. Where do you want them sent?	3714

Your picture in Spread Magazine
We want to publish the nude picture your boyfriend sent us. Is that ok?	3715

Blind Date, Cocky Girl
A very assertive girl ask you out on a date: ?Your friends said you were desperate?.	3716

Noise Level Test
We are testing noise levels in your house, do you have any loud music we can use?	3717

Apartment Rebuild
We are renovating your building starting next week. Do you have somewhere to move?	3718

Mini Cab
A switchboard operator from a mini cab service calls you wants some money for the cab you ordered yesterday but stood up	3719

Customs: Strange Package
A grumpy customs officer calls up and asks questions about a suspicious package shipped to you from Thailand. The officer wants you to come in an open the package while they're watching.	3702

Bowling Alley
An irritated guy from the bowling alley calls and wonders why you haven't shown up to play at the lanes that you booked. It seemed so terribly important just a few hours ago.	3703

You have to be aged 18 or above to use the service. Please make sure you have the phone bill owners confirmation before calling.

(Calls Cost £1.50/min and maximum call time is 20 mins) Calls from mobiles may cost more. If you are under 18 you must
get permission from the bill payer before calling.)

Follow the easy step by step instructions and have the best laugh ever as your mate receives
the call for no apparent reason - you hear all that's said - but they can't hear you!!
no matter how loud you laugh !!