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"SEND YOUR
FRIEND AROUND THE BEND!!"
with our unique Joke-line service
GET ONE OVER ON YOUR MATE "BIG STYLE" !
Call Now: 0906 635 3918
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Here's what you do simply
call our Joke-line on the number shown and listen to our list of
fantastic "wind-up" topics.
Follow the easy step by step instructions and have the best laugh ever
as your mate receives the call from our service - you hear all that's
said - but they can't hear you!! no matter how loud you laugh !!
Its the craziest way to get one over on your friend's
Try it out right now you'll "howl yourself wet with laughing"
Simply choose your wind up
and call our Wind Up Line
Now you can listen to prank
before you use it!
Listen in on our pranks as they reel off YOUR MATES phone number and
name.
Cut in and be part of the joke!
EVEN WORKS TO MOBILE
PHONES!!
Instructions
| THE
SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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How would you feel if a doctor from the National Sexually
Transmitted Diseases Control Unit rang you up, only to tell
you that you have been named by an ex-lover and have a strong
possibility of having contracted the dreadful Zachary
syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful
treatment...
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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The victim will get a call from someone looking for a chap
called Quentin. She’s pretty rude when she hears it’s a
wrong number. Then when they put the phone down they
immediately get another call from someone looking for Quentin
and another and another until they finally get a call from
Quentin who is very pissed off that the victim hasn’t taken
any messages…
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs
to calibrate your phone line? All he needs to do is transfer
you to the automated phone testing system where you will have
to repeat a few words ...
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same
guy and he is not happy bunny because he is right in the
middle of something…
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| AUTOMATED
ORDER CONFIRMATION SERVICE |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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The victim gets a call confirming their ‘order’ from a
dodgy internet site, somehow they have got his name and are
going to deliver the dodgy items to his home today in five
minutes, unless… This wind up plays the victim their own
name and the current date and time.
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| HI,
YOU’RE LIVE ON THE RADIO |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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It’s a radio producer and they are going to be live on the
radio in 30 seconds because an ex-partner of theirs has rung
in the show and answered three questions. If they get them
right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner.
Oh and please don’t swear because it’s live…
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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They get an automated call from the dating agency because
someone signed them up and registered a voice mailbox for
them. Their advert has already attracted some messages from
likely partners then the system plays the messages and asks
them to record a response…
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| PAGE
THREE STUNNER STUCK IN A LIFT |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only
a mobile phone to save her? Its hot in the lift so she has had
to remove some of her clothes and she's really desperate for a
pee…Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to
help her out of the goodness of his own heart while the dodgy
lift moves and shakes.
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| YOU'VE
BEEN SELECTED FOR A NEW GAME SHOW |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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There is a new reality TV Game Show about to be launched in
the UK called One Touch is Too Much! And one of the first
contestants has just dropped out. They need a new contestant
who is up for a laugh and doesn't mind being stuck in a house
with five lap dancers whose only job is to get the guy to
touch them or worse! Laugh as they ask the victim about his
sexual preferences and whether he likes girls to call him
daddy.
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| THE
INLAND REVENUE WANT A WORD |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do
with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you not
declared your income? Here comes the Taxman and he's not happy
with your excuses!
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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It's the Immigration section of Heathrow
Airport calling to tell you your new wife has landed. Well, we
expected you to deny it, that's just what all the perverts
say, so how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number
if you have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK - 0906 635 3918
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You bastard you've gone and got my daughter Esmerelda pregnant
and now you're gonna have to marry her and come live on the
farm! Need we say more....
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| Instructions |
1. Choose a Wind-Up from the list
above.
2. Call 0906 635 3918 for the UK.
Make sure you have the mobile or landline number of the
person you want to wind up.
3. Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system
will dial them.
4. When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the
recorded wind-up message.
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real
person and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You can secretly listen in while the joke is being played
on the Victim so you can hear both the wind-up and the
Victim's reaction at the same time.
7. If you or the Victim terminates the call at any time both
lines will hang up finishing the call.
Calls from the UK cost £1.50 per minute last approximately
4-5 minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have
the bill payers permission before calling. Throughout the
call if the caller or the victim terminates the call at any
time both lines will hang up finishing the call. |
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