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"SEND YOUR FRIEND
AROUND THE BEND!!"
with our unique Joke-line service
GET ONE OVER ON YOUR MATE "BIG STYLE" !
Call Now: 0906 664 1800
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Here's what you do simply call
our Joke-line on the number shown and listen to our list of fantastic
"wind-up" topics.
Follow the easy step by step instructions and have the best laugh ever as
your mate receives the call from our service - you hear all that's said -
but they can't hear you!! no matter how loud you laugh !!
Its the craziest way to get one over on your friend's
Try it out right now you'll "howl yourself wet with laughing"
Simply choose your wind up and
call our Wind Up Line
Now you can listen to prank
before you use it!
Listen in on our pranks as they reel off YOUR MATES phone number and name.
Cut in and be part of the joke!
EVEN WORKS TO MOBILE PHONES!!
Instructions
| YOUR MOBILE HAS BEEN REPORTED STOLEN |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK
- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 1
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Someone has reported their mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes...
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| THE SEXUAL
DISEASE CLINIC |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 2
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How would you feel if a doctor from
the National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit
rang you up, only to tell you that you have been named by
an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having
contracted the dreadful Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty
and has an unusually painful treatment...
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 3
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The victim will get a call from
someone looking for a chap called Quentin. She’s pretty
rude when she hears it’s a wrong number. Then when they
put the phone down they immediately get another call from
someone looking for Quentin and another and another until
they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed
off that the victim hasn’t taken any messages…
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 4
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Who wouldn't help out a friendly
telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line?
All he needs to do is transfer you to the automated phone
testing system where you will have to repeat a few words
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
UK
- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 5
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A quick fire joke that results in
multiple calls from the same guy and he is not happy bunny
because he is right in the middle of something…
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| AUTOMATED ORDER
CONFIRMATION SERVICE |
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Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 6
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The victim gets a call confirming
their ‘order’ from a dodgy internet site, somehow they
have got his name and are going to deliver the dodgy items
to his home today in five minutes, unless… This wind up
plays the victim their own name and the current date and
time.
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| HI, YOU’RE
LIVE ON THE RADIO |
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 7
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It’s a radio producer and they
are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds because an
ex-partner of theirs has rung in the show and answered
three questions. If they get them right they win a luxury
holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don’t
swear because it’s live…
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 8
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They get an automated call from the
dating agency because someone signed them up and
registered a voice mailbox for them. Their advert has
already attracted some messages from likely partners then
the system plays the messages and asks them to record a
response…
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| YOU'VE BEEN
SELECTED FOR A NEW GAME SHOW |
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| Call
Now To Wind Up Your Mates: |
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- 0906 664 1800
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Choose
Prank 9
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There is a new reality TV Game Show
about to be launched in the UK called One Touch is Too
Much! And one of the first contestants has just dropped
out. They need a new contestant who is up for a laugh and
doesn't mind being stuck in a house with five lap dancers
whose only job is to get the guy to touch them or worse!
Laugh as they ask the victim about his sexual preferences
and whether he likes girls to call him daddy.
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| Instructions |
1. Choose a
Wind-Up from the list above.
2. Call 0906 664 1800 for the UK. Make
sure you have the mobile or landline number of the person you want
to wind up.
3. Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will
dial them.
4. When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the recorded
wind-up message.
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real person
and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You can secretly listen in while the joke is being played on
the Victim so you can hear both the wind-up and the Victim's
reaction at the same time.
7. If you or the Victim terminates the call at any time both lines
will hang up finishing the call.
Calls from the UK cost £1.50 per minute last approximately 4-5
minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have the bill
payers permission before calling. Throughout the call if the
caller or the victim terminates the call at any time both lines
will hang up finishing the call. |
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